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Tea Ticket
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Topic: Massive Boost For Rugby ComingPosted: 17 Jun 2010 at 16:28 |
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deputydawg
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Posted: 17 Jun 2010 at 17:03 |
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for those who can't sleep with the vuvuzelas ringing in their ears, the 7th and deciding game in the NBA final between the Celtics and Lakers starts at 9pm EST...that's 2 am to you and me...tonight
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Lost Forward
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Posted: 17 Jun 2010 at 17:47 |
Wahey, a bite!! At least your poach turned out to be half decent. England's recent ones have ranged from good in parts (Flutey) to OMG is that really the best inside centre available (Hape)! It seems to be a coaching problem, players who turn in consistently good performances for their clubs sudenly turn to rat peanute when England get their mitts on them. The whole structure needs a good clear out IMO, from 'squeaky' downwards - just what exactly is his role, and how does he justify his salary? Anyway, thats enough of a thread derail for now. Besides, what do I care - I'm Cornish! Only support Engerland when there's a Cornish boy playing, otherwise I'm not really bothered. ![]() |
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Redted
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Posted: 17 Jun 2010 at 20:17 |
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Hape is 2nd choice at Bath to a Cornish boy, Barkley.
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The Milkman
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Posted: 18 Jun 2010 at 07:25 |
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Red Ted
How can a boy that was born in London be Cornish?
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If the Poles invaded Turkey from the rear would Greece help?
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Lost Forward
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Posted: 18 Jun 2010 at 08:17 |
Easy, according to Ted! He even claims Rick Stein as 'a local lad' - must make Barkley a direct descendant of Michael An Gof ! ![]() |
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FoghornLeghorn
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Posted: 18 Jun 2010 at 08:52 |
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these cornish are starting to bleat like the welsh and scots .......... can we have a minorities thread?
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Camptown race-track five miles long, Oh, doo-dah day!
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OldNick
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Posted: 18 Jun 2010 at 09:05 |
That'll be for English born, as against English qualified, in the England team? ;-)
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FoghornLeghorn
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Posted: 18 Jun 2010 at 09:09 |
absolutely ..... and those who know the words of the national anthem
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Camptown race-track five miles long, Oh, doo-dah day!
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Tea Ticket
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Posted: 18 Jun 2010 at 09:18 |
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They'll claim anything these days - Brett Sin King Sun (now playing for North Korea, great grandmother on his father's side !) and Shane Howarth were both true Welshman.
Perhaps global warming has diveted the course of the Tamar ?
Or even better, we work on the Samoan principle of 'a Samoan heritage' - I used to have a few pasties from the a school tuck shop (they don't call me Tea Ticket for nothing !!!), so I'm in. I do have a nice single malt hidden in the garage and a I have been known to eat cheese on toast and leeks are in the vegetable patch...qualification me thinks !
It would be wrong to deny those that want me most ... so Wales, Scotland and the Peoples Republic of Cornwall, I am available to the highest bidder !
PS. Exciled Scots may NOT apply !
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Camquin
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Posted: 18 Jun 2010 at 22:38 |
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Cannot make up my mind whether the inability of the England soccer side to beat Algeria is a good or bad thing.
While the breast beating from the soccer fans might mean they fail to notice how dire Johnston's men will be in the morning - I am worried that this might mean that calls for Capello's head might mean Johnston keeps his.
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Allan Foster
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Posted: 18 Jun 2010 at 22:47 |
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B & S,
What insight you had by starting this thread! It's only the ineptness of the England rugby set-up since 2003 which prevents our game cleaning up against the shambles that is England football 2010. We feared the most dreadful fate - England might somehow win the WC and the whole country would make these over paid, under talented lot into saints. Well, there's no chance of that so we're safe. We'll just have to get England rugby's mess sorted out and try to regain lost ground so tragically squandered by years of bad RFU/England decisions and wasted resources. |
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An academic is a person who looks at something working perfectly in practice and wonders if it will work in theory.
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DaveH
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Posted: 18 Jun 2010 at 23:58 |
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Camquin,
![]() Allan, they are overpaid, but untalented? I am not sure that is fair. They are just rubbish at football. (Miracle coming?) |
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Camquin
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Posted: 19 Jun 2010 at 12:50 |
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OK I apologize - England actually remembered how to play rugby at least in the first half and won in Australia - not sure how that happened. Got bll to the fast runners and scored tries.
In the second half they tried to throw it away - or perhaps Australia woke up - but they held on. Camquin
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Allan Foster
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Posted: 19 Jun 2010 at 13:15 |
Harsh! England were a revelation compared with last Saturday, in both halves. More pace, more physical at the breakdown, more ambition and more youth. Lawes & Youngs were excellent. We must be less conservative and give players opportunities at an earlier age. Class is permanent, inexperience is temporary. Much more work to do before we can routinely challenge NZ, SA & Oz. But progress certainly. As to whether I was fair to the England footie players by suggesting that they lack talent, I think not. Many of those guys last night are so far from being international class that it's embarrassing. Fair enough, they can only do their best. But let everyone, most of all the players themselves, recognise that, technically, they're not even in the same league as the best players in the world. Let's all look forward to a tiny bit of the 2003 comparative glory when two England teams looked so different in preparation, talent and intensity. |
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An academic is a person who looks at something working perfectly in practice and wonders if it will work in theory.
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Blood and Sand
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Posted: 21 Jun 2010 at 12:07 |
Lol...Its all running true to form and the Rugby boys did us proud.
Perfick!
(i shall still be hoping they beat Slovenia though)
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Tea Ticket
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Posted: 21 Jun 2010 at 12:13 |
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I had a good weekend, until I came on this thread.
It should be entitled 'Grumpy Old Men'.
Baaa humbug to you all !
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Posted: 29 Jun 2010 at 18:12 |
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Just arrived in my inbox but no doubt well circulated already:-
I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock.
What’s the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining. Leading scientists have announced that they are looking to create a cure for all diseases by using samples of Rob Greens blood as he seems to have the ability to not catch anything |
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Lost Forward
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Posted: 30 Jun 2010 at 08:31 |
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David Blaine is reportedly p*223d off. Apparently his 42 day record for hanging around in a box doing phek all has just been broken by Wayne Rooney.
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Halliford
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Posted: 30 Jun 2010 at 10:03 |
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I gather Fabio Capello was caught last night climbing Nelson's Column in a state of intoxications. A case of High Tiddly Eyetie ....
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Buck
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Posted: 30 Jun 2010 at 12:27 |
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Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still
alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was
completely s$%t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message
could have been recorded any time in the last 44 years.
Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything. In a statement from Broadcasting House, it was announced that all future England games will now be shown on the g.a.y p.o.r.n channel. It is thought that 11 a**eholes being regularly shafted is too explicit for regular TV. I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s$%t team we should easily have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian. The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning. "Its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible," said Jamal Omboto, aged 6. What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill? Robert Green has got a cap for his. Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied, "No way. You got yourself into this frigging mess, don't ask me to sort it out..." A man walks into a brothel in Amsterdam and says to the Madam.." I'm really kinky and want to be totally humiliated,how much will it cost?" Madam replies," £37.50" "WOW" man says "What do I get for that?" Madam looks up and says " a f*@kin England shirt!!" Edited by Buck - 30 Jun 2010 at 12:38 |
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Blood and Sand
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Posted: 30 Jun 2010 at 15:38 |
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Quite appropriate that Terry/Rooney etc are the butt of derogatory humour after such an abject display. Maybe they might discover humility......or hide behind a blunder by FIFA not to allow goal line technology.
Whether this does prove to be a boost for rugby is doubtful in reality, but the assumption that it would all end in tears and humiliation was spot on.
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Posted: 30 Jun 2010 at 17:35 |
Sorry, TT, time to get back into your tea crate on this one !
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The Inner Game Will Win Every Time
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Posted: 01 Jul 2010 at 08:58 |
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Grumpy old men it certainly is - moans before, moans during and moans after - I suspect that must apply equally elsewhere. Sad to see so many half empty lives in urgent need of theloquatutic rescue.
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Posted: 01 Jul 2010 at 09:01 |
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theloquatutic, I typed theloquatutic!!!!!
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Therapy (in Greek: θεραπεία), or treatment, is the attempted remediation of a health problem, usually following a diagnosis. In the medical field, it is synonymous with the word "treatment". Among psychologists, the term may refer specifically to psychotherapy or "talk therapy".
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Posted: 01 Jul 2010 at 09:23 |
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when you make the therapy into a utic it has a sexual assault word in it so the fruit filter kicks in
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FoghornLeghorn
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Posted: 01 Jul 2010 at 11:55 |
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isn't therapy what scrum halves offer to referees throughout a match......or is that just advice
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Tea Ticket
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Posted: 02 Jul 2010 at 08:55 |
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Feeling better everyone !
For my son, the novelty of the vuvuzela has worn off (in spite of Mrs Tea Ticket's encouragement).
'When the ball hits your head, when you're sat in row Z, it's Wayne Rooney !'
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Posted: 02 Jul 2010 at 09:19 |
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Rumours spreading that Sunday's tabloids will reveal that the real reason behind England's failure is connected to two superstars undertaking sexual misdemeanours leading to division and altercations in the camp hence the lack of pressure fro Capello to resign. It wasn't his fault, it was the players!
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