My challenges this Season

It is really exciting to look forward to the coming season and the challenges that I will face coming to terms with the pace of the game in National 2 North.

Edited by Billy Whizz - 28 Jul 2010 at 18:37

RUFCUK,

Edited by Billy Whizz - 28 Jul 2010 at 15:46

13. Take spare pen and lots of photgraphs to Loughborough Students game as i am their hero

sun glasses or get a team mate to shield your eyes

Beware of Seagoon!!

Who is Seagoon?

15.  Check whether personal entourage also travel 1st Class or merely Business Class on away trips

Seagoon is a pomegranitecat. The Kit Man growls a bit, but is quite harmless really. I wouldn't worry about either of them.

Now I don't suppose you're committed to doing all the long trips so I would just pick one if I were you, Mr Whizz.

The youngsters of Luffbra of either sex won't actually know you I'm afraid - they were in their bedrooms playing Grand Theft Auto when you were in your prime.

And Nuns are cute enough to put you not on the stadium pitch but on the side pitch where the grass a yard off the touchline would reach higher on you than on many of us, Bill.

So that leaves Rugby, home of the game. You can have a photo session on The Close where it all began (extra auction provenance value) and meet and greet the legendary Eddie Saunders at the Rugby Lions ground - you'll be a bit overawed but good experience for you.

And then during the game you can visit a lovely veggie cafe/restaurant I know in a converted vintage Boots the Chemist shop - no, I wouldn't recommend you actually playing, Willy Whizz, not with such a long trip back on the plane.

Enjoy




Edited by hammer - 28 Jul 2010 at 19:21

Originally posted by hammer  you can visit a lovely veggie cafe/restaurant I know in a converted vintage Boots the Chemist shop

DaveH - Cannot imagine just what type of cat you called Seagoon, but as I warned you earlier Billy Whiz, be very careful when Seagoon is around, he has been known to  ....... No, I will not go into details on this forum!!

As your fulltime publicist Billy, can I add a few more crucial points?

18. Depending on whether you're playing at 15 or 14, especially if you are on the bench for the first few games whilst you master our very sophisticated back moves, beware of flying water bottles. The Head Coach has been known furiously to kick a few in no particular direction. Maybe you will remember this from your Sharks day, or perhaps he was better behaved back then.

19. Ensure when you arrive at the Woodlands on a match day that you have your membership booklet with you as the Club's ever vigilant gatemen are very suspicious of guys trying to get in by saying "I'm Billy Whizz and am playing for Fylde today." That will cut no ice whatsoever.

20. Don't be put off by a chorus of voices from one section of the ground yelling "Give it Robbo!". These less than sophisticates will merely substitute your name for a list of previous claret & gold heroes. "Give it Bill!", "Give it Greg [Anderton]!", "Give it Roylie!". I imagine Mr Ashton might insist on a more technical approach than this.

I look forward to seeing you again at today's press conference after which we can issue photos of you in Fylde stash without stamping "Fylde Rugby Club" all over them - we didn't want the voracious national media to nick 'em you see. Make sure that you're looking smart today and have cast off your farming gear. We're trying to do a live video stream so the world will be looking on!

 


Edited by Allan Foster - 29 Jul 2010 at 08:17

BW I believe that Caldy are making a special effort to improve the dressing rooms in your honour. Every effort will be made to ensure the roof is fixed to prevent the mould running down the walls and subject to the weather it is expected that there will be no further ceiling collapses, unfortunatly there will be no time to upgrade the showers so it will have to be communal showers, in emergency individual buckets will be provided in the car park and the water boy has been assigned to throw them, training has already started.

Lads,

Originally posted by hammer Richard, your interest is my command:   http://www.summersault.ltd.uk/   There are seats outside, there is a front section which is a cross between an old schoolroom and an old coffee-grinding store, there is a back bit which is more like a 50's tea room, there is an upstairs bit with light furnishing and there is a conservatory up there too.   And Friday night is live jazz night.   I am there most Saturday mornings before home games; there had to be one downside.   The veggie food is home-made but I dream of going for slices of the huge apple pies, meringue pies etc., so big you could hide a flanker's knickers in them.   Off topic, moi?