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    Posted: 01 Apr 2019 at 10:24
As the great Feast Days of Easter draw near it is with the sincerest of pleasure that the Knights of the Roundy Tables extend an invitation to all Coventry supporters to join them in celebrating that quiet period that lies neatly between Good Friday and Easter Sunday.  A Banquet has been declared and there shall much feasting, drinking and all round merriment ahead of the joust which shall take place upon the lush, green sward of Castle Park.

Use the password "01302 831388 - can I book places at the KORT banquet, please?  I have my 16 groats ready."  It may be a little cumbersome as passwords go, but it is secure and will guarantee both success and a jolly good time.

If you cannot attend, tell a friend who might wish to take your place.



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jed Eye Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Apr 2019 at 22:46
News from the Castle on the Park is sad indeed.  The fair ladies who tend the administration of Kort banquets advise that Coventry have failed as yet to furnish a champion to represent them at the feast called in their honour. Surely there is one amongst the famed support who is brave enough to laugh out loud in the face of organised merriment.  There has to one with sufficient riches to contribute a trifling 16 groats in return for a full belly and aching sides.  And there must be a man or woman or gender neutral who would dare to follow in the footsteps of Corporal Carrot and Snakehips and his good lady and sit among the Kort as guests.  Come, enjoy and return home to tell tales in the bars of BPA of how you held high the banner of Coventry Rugby in the cause of goodwill amongst fans of our game. A single phone call is all it takes.

Sir Spicious of Orl 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote PI003 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Apr 2019 at 19:20
Verily Sir Spicious of Orl, ‘‘tis a very sad tale you recount on the lack of a Champion of Coventry to attend your promised banquet this coming day of Saturday. One can only hope a willing participant can be found to attend.
For my part, verily, I would have liked to avail myself of your famed feast and merriment. Unfortunately, as is the way of modern travel, our famed Caravan , nay procession , containing a mix of knaves and maidens will not land at the splendid field, known as Castle Park until one hour after the sun is at its apex.
To proclaim your event to a wider area of our lands I will avail myself of the modern wizardry named Twitter, this very evening and hope for a Champion to be found with his 16 groats to uphold the Coventry honour. Hear ye now.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Apr 2019 at 19:48
Don't encourage them Paul
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jed Eye Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Apr 2019 at 20:59
I would never wish to labour a point, but sometimes needs must. And, Kimbo (I did notice the wink), the Kort have never needed encouragement to be what they are - a bunch of blokes who genuinely believe fun in a rugby club is worth fighting for. And surely fun is more so when shared with others.

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Jed Eye. Posted. Hope it works.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jed Eye Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Apr 2019 at 22:24
On behalf of myself and the KORT, I offer grateful thanks for your assistance. Should our paths cross at CP or BPA I shall treat you to a libation of your choosing.
"May the farce be RFU."
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Verily. ( hope it helps)
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Less of the knaves, good Sir. 
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